Planned Sporking Works

[missabnormal]

Eleanor & Park is getting too much for me. It's too bland, too boring, and it just sucks. I just want to spork other works that, when not being offensive, are just plain ridiculous. These are the books I'm planning on sporking soon.

The Boy Who Sneaks Into My Bedroom Window- Kirsty Moseley
Memoirs of a Geisha- Arthur Golden
Nocturne- Syrie James
The Tiger Saga series- Colleen Houck

Comments

[betweensunandmoon]

What are these books about?

[missabnormal]

The first one is about a girl who falls in love with her brother's best friend because he sneaks into her bedroom window (God, what is wrong with these authors?)

The second one is a blatant disregard of an actual geisha's story, and also is nothing more than sexual fantasies in which the life of a geisha is portrayed so inaccurately.

The third one is Twilight/Stephen King's Misery with the genders reversed.

The fourth one is blatant fetishization of Indian culture and India, and where a Hindu goddess chooses some white girl for her prophecy, instead of the billion Indian girls in India.

I think I'll do the Tiger Saga one a bit later. I'll end up on a loooooong rant and nothing will get done.